I use the $Texas reference a lot. I’m always hoping for someone to recognize it and be like WHAT WHAT. Rather than explain the joke. I use it when I’m just “speechless” like Will Ferrell was as Alex Trebek. Or when he says “simply stunning”. It’s pure gold comedy. You’re welcome.
RIP Norm. When Adam Sandler sang his new song at the SNL 50th anniversary edition, I could see him choke up about Farley, why he had to put his name near the end. The song about Farley makes me weep every time.
Here is the song he did at the 50th episode
So yeah. Trump. Elon. Life. Reality. 2025. Motherfucking TWENTY TWENTY- FIVE. They need the slave labor force so we all can’t die from pregnancy and lack of health insurance. The 2% will throw the rest of us just enough scraps to ensure they have what they need. The desperate group who will do anything for their families and those they love. The rest of us can die off and be shipped to camps. The VA loony camp, the might get pregnant camp, crazy cat lady camp, pregnant lady but no husband camp, wait until IUD runs out camp and so on and so on. I watched the long Trump speech. Dad said I was so “brave” and mom wished me “thoughts & prayers”. Hilarious. It made my blood boil and brain steam as Trump rattled off the long list of livelihoods he was ruining, giggling with glee, dripping with bigotry and hate, as the crowd “WHOO HOOOED” like they were at a fucking Nickelback concert or something. Jesus fucking christ. Setting aside how fucking sick it is, I mean to not even make a shred of effort to be appropriate or professional. Not even a tiny, little bit. He mocked how many nations? Despite the fact that homegrown Americans are significantly more likely to commit violent crimes than the undocumented, Trump was sure to present the shiny, perfect white American families that suffered unbearable trauma from the hands of a violent migrant. You know the ones that Obama and Biden let in. Let’s not parade the line of crazy white boys killing people cuz their dicks are small and girls don’t like them. We don’t parade the corporate suits that line their pockets while innocents die due to skyrocketing costs, hazardous materials, inadequate insurance and complicated, confusing legalese that fucks people over and over. He lets out violent criminals but since he’s mad at a few brown people, immigration should be the #1 priority and take up all the budget. But please, Trump-loving Christians tell me how race has nothing to do with it. Jesus, could it be more fucking obvious. It really is sad when people are actually as ignorant and stupid as you thought. Can’t be said enough. Bless your heart.
DEI had to exist. We had plenty of opportunities to be fair and focus on merit. What a crock of shit it is for them to scream about MERIT when none of them got their jobs from it. Bunch of rich legacies spoon fed with privilege who have never done a fucking hard day’s work in their life. Please tell me about your bone spur and your “year of service”. Oh wait you did 4 years, my bad. But yes, pardon the people that beat cops and threw hammers in hallways. Sickening. The Zelenskyy interview— just watch SNL, it’s just as accurate as the Matt Damon Kavanaugh interview. Watching that anywhere else in the world tells me that USA is teaming up with Putin and are saying “fuck you” to Ukraine. That’s what I got out of that event. James Austin Johnson is the GOAT of Trump impersonators. Best I’ve ever seen or heard. Mike Myers as Elon has me rolling to. Anyways this is just as accurate as the real thing. SNL doesn’t even need writers anymore. Just put a camera in the white house and watch the fucking clown show.
Matt Damon deserved an Oscar for how accurate this portrayal was.
Okay, could not resist, she plays a perfect Spicer, I feel transported back in time.
Anyways, I’m trying to have 2025 be the year of positivity and not let negativity, toxicity and hate weigh me down. So I have gotten a lot of rage and processing out about this hellscape we find ourselves in right now.
We need to follow Alok and the positive messages they are spreading. Wow, what a fucking inspiration. I’ve already shared this with some clients and it’s truly inspiring, real, honest and what we all should do. Let’s use our weapons, they are giving us the material. Don’t let it keep you down, depressed, sick, sad, broken etc.
Use humor, use your laughter, your skills, your strengths, your compassion, to stay strong and fight.
We are all human and we all will die. Anyone in the comedy business will have free material for years.
Hey what if instead of video games that degrade, beat and kill women they do the same to rich, old white douchebags. You think then they’d be okay with blaming the video games? Or if music instead of sexualizing and degrading women, we did the same to billionaires and CEOs then would they be okay with blaming the music? Oh wait, their feelings already get hurt on SNL. Thank goodness twitter exists for politicians to whine.
That’s what repubs do. Pretend they want less government regulation but then use the government (and money of course) to destroy anyone who doesn’t think like them. What will the 13 billionaires in the white house care about?
He and his cronies laughed and cheered as he bragged about ruining millions of people’s lives and taking away hundreds of thousands of livelihoods by casually cancelling a myriad of federal programs. So much for caring for the “average working American.” We voted him in. All our graves will have blood on them. Instead of screaming I’M NOT ONE OF THEM just practice what you preach. Call people out. Fact check blatant lies and hypocrisy and bigotry. Stand up for those that don’t have your privilege. The red have always stood together. The shades of blue and purple are always scattered. The plan is working. The rich want to kill off the sick, the ones they deem useless but still have their solid, slave labor force ready to take low paying, overworking jobs due to desperation to care for their families. They pit us against eachother. when in reality to quote Body Count “when it comes to the poor- NO LIVES MATTER.” Dead or dependent is how they want the 98%.
Use that against them. Don’t let them make you feel like shit and sad and scared and depressed. Use your strengths as weapons against them. Intelligence, integrity, humor, compassion… they want us down, they want us depressed, they want us sick, they want us dependent, they want us to give up.
Democrats need to start calling shit out
more and more. Louder and prouder. They fucking owe us to do their fucking jobs! This depravity needs challenged!
We all need to!
Now for something to make you smile. Totally did I’m Just Ken at karaoke again.
I will be leaving the country for a few weeks. I had a frightening, depressing realization recently. If I was actually stopped at the border, sent to Germany- where I was born-or detained in Australia or New Zealand, I would not care. I would be fine. I never thought I’d actually see the day when I truly did not care if I was allowed to go back to the USA. Now I’m not going to lie and say I’d stay in any country, because that is not true. But Australia or NZ? Count me in. What a fucking bummer. Dad served 22 years. Was always proud to be American. Just a bummer.
More to come I hope but damn when I opened up the “Closing Department of Education” emails and articles, even when I KNEW they were coming, I still had the most ridiculous reaction.
You want some of this hot fire?
And DO NOT FORGET. The #1 TRILLLY! I get to visit a hobbit hole soon!!!