I lost so many brain cells today. Had the exact same conversation 3 times on the phone today, with 3 different people, just like these messages on their website.
They literally told me three times in a row- and 3 different people- “we have your address as ***6** R St., PO BOX 46** and in Washington we cannot register a PO BOX “ after all 3 times they stated my street address as well. Then I kept repeating “that’s fine take off the PO BOX and just use the street address you just said.” (Whatever you want!! JUST DO IT DEAR GOD KILL ME NOW!!)
I think I may actually lose it. Like for real. Had to resign ALL THE PAPERWORK. Street address was in 100% of the paperwork already, but since the printed words were adjacent to the PO BOX, I had to resign the entire contract.
I mean it’s okay for me to lose it, right?
I mean they’re the grinders who don’t get shit but how did so many people overlook the street address and not get it? A solid 4, unless the texter was the same as one of the callers.
A dude called me at the same time the chick was messaging on their website.
They had my address the whole time. I was in so much pain.
In other news—Dermot Mulroney just starred in his 33,567,663,590th movie. Congrats dude! Haven’t aged a day! Seriously he was in Anyone But You. Glen Powell is officially on my list. The scene with the spider, and then the singing in the credits with Glen holding his junk. Dude is funny as shit. But Dermot Mulroney is in every damn movie that has ever existed.
Oh and in other SNL news— I was just randomly scrolling through old episodes and found the Jennifer Aniston one in 1999 where in her opening monologue they had the “Fight Club” skit and she just starts kicking everyone’s ass like Ana Gasteyer, Rachel Dratch, HILARIOUS. BUT the opening political sketch was all about how Trump had a to-do list and was talking about being president. It brought back memories from 2015/2016. Including when George Stephanopoulos laughed his ass off about Trump being president. I found this video. Keith Ellison was right. Look how they all laugh so hard!
Shit I can’t find a clip of that sketch. But it is Season 25, Episode 6— Darrell Hammond was Trump. It’s so creepy that he did actually make a check mark on his crayon to-do list to become president. You can watch SNL on Peacock too. Peacock does have a lot of good stuff on it, I will say.
If you have Peacock, watch the opening sketch
Check out THE DAILY SHOW, Jon Stewart and Jordan Klepper sketches. I almost coughed up my lungs laughing so fucking hard at Jordan Klepper’s sketches. I can’t get enough. Sitting around and talking about women, uteri and feti, hilarious. Watch around 6:33 to see “Men talk about abortion”. This reminds me of a argument I had with some trolls about birth being more painful than getting kicked in the balls. One guy referenced a article in the 1920s about pain decibels. Which doesn’t exist. He quoted it on how many decibels of pain getting kicked in the nuts does. Another guy said “Why do siblings exist if it’s so painful. Women want to have more kids. Men never want to get kicked in the balls again”. Words escape me. If I met this person in real life, I would punch them square in the face, I would just make sure I was wearing my wrist brace first.
Republicans, stupid people, ignorant incels, sad, lonely hands all want to ban birth control. They do not care about babies. They do not care about women. All with FULL BLOWN CARDIAC ACTIVITY by the way. They don’t care about any of it. That is why all these babies being born, they won’t do shit about it. They won’t pass any funding bills. They won’t get the child welfare system properly funded. They won’t support social workers.
The agency I used to work with lost so many social workers because we are unwilling to risk our licenses every day. The tens of thousands for graduate school. The hundreds and hundreds of dollars for the testing, the licenses, the renewals, the CEUs, all while making low pay and being overworked. Now they have “permanency specialists” which is a shame for all involved. They can now pay even less and abuse even more and now these kids are missing out on social workers and their expertise. My agency would have thrown me to the wolves, fuck under the bus. They would not have had my back in any capacity. I could have lost everything. A judge once threatened to put me in jail. I can see headline now “Judge throws overworked, underpaid social worker in jail because she didn’t finish a court report 4 weeks before court hearing. Oh and her caseload is 400% higher than the national recommendations and ethical standards”. If I could do it all over again, that would have been the day of my epic rant and subsequent jailing. I should have told that fuck off. I’ll never forget it and I’ll never stop regretting what I did not do. Anyways, I could have easily lost everything if I had stayed there. All the money, the loans, the schooling, the mentally draining work, the 80 hour weeks, the mental breakdowns, the burn outs, would have been all for nothing. Silly me for wanting solid pay and a work-life balance. One bitch told me “she didn’t need money to help people’. Oh and her husband paid for everything and she supported Trump. What a fucking bitch. So privileged and just so casually calling me a bad person. If I could redo that, I would have made a point to see her again and tell her off in person. Is connected to a cousin somehow, let’s just say I never went to the christmas meal again. When you have fundamentally different ways of looking at the world, all the arguments won’t matter. You even say the word privilege and you might as well just concede and walk away. Just fucking own it people. Not that hard. Stop being snowflakes.
I have written several research papers on sex ed, abortion, STDs, safe sex, etc. Peer reviewed, scientifically proven.. Education, access, birth control, this is what reduces abortions. In 2024 incidents of sexual assault have gone up for teen girls, depression too, we aren’t protecting our young women in school. Rape is so normal now, does it even exist? I have a client who has to see her abuser daily, but oh since it wasn’t “RAPE” and just “TOUCHING” so what, she can deal with seeing him everyday. Plus he has no idea what he did was UNWANTED. Wow. 2024. IT’s a fucking disgrace. Heaven forbid talk to him about what is wrong. Heaven forbid talk to the parents. Social media isn’t helping this at all. Cyberbullying. I was told the sickest shit on tik tok before I was banned “I’m gonna rape you and your cat then kill you both”. “Don’t worry no one would rape you” “Fat stupid bitch”. I was in my 30s and highly disturbed.
I know for a FACT if I had to deal with that when I was 12, middle school, and high schools ages, I might not even be alive today. If I had not had the good childhood I had, I might not be here. NO IT IS NOT “GET OVER IT”. We need to stop normalizing this bullshit. How about we ban the trolls and tell them to “GET OVER IT”. Shit, I was banned, for political posts, nothing sexual, nothing violent. So let’s ban the fuckwads and tell them to “GET OVER IT”. 20 FUCKING 24 and rape is still a myth, girls need to stop dressing “slutty”, and boys “are just being boys, they don’t even know it’s wrong”. OH GEEZ WHAT TO DO. FUCK.
To help the root causes of abortions— oh THAT COSTS TOO MUCH! WE DON’T SUPPORT SOCIALISM!* DAMN WE ARE SO PROLIFE!**
*only for corporate welfare and bailouts for the rich
**unborn only
#thoughts and #prayers to the #billions of #preborn kids who died in the last five minutes due to ejaculation. #penises are the real #killers. #abortions by the billions! Stop the slaughter! #prolife*
FETUSES FO LIFE!!!
*unborn only
Don’t forget….
Guys always love to say “If you don’t want to get pregnant, don’t have sex”. Also I’ve had a guy say “what if I don’t want to pay child support?”. “I’m 50% in there, I deserve an opinion. But I don’t have to do anything I don’t want to”
If you are a “pro-life” guy. HA. Here are your fucking options:
If you don’t want your partner to have an abortion, don’t have sex
If you have no clue if your partner would or would not have an abortion, either open your fucking mouth and have a conversation or don’t have sex
If your partner is pro-choice, liberal, progressive, a feminist, and is pro choice or perhaps unsure, don’t have sex. Most feminists are pro choice I would assume. But you never know!
If your partner supported Citizen Ruth having an abortion and you don’t like that, don’t have sex
If your partner has a uterus, and you don’t want them deciding what to do with said uterus, don’t have sex
If you don’t want kids, don’t have sex
If you don’t want to ever have to pay any sort of child support, don’t have sex
If you can’t talk about these issues, or sex in general, please for the love of Lucifer, don’t have sex
If you are not going to own 50% of the consequences and responsibilities, don’t have sex
If you are worried that you and your partner will make a decision if they were to get pregnant AND THEN your partner will decide to change their mind… then don’t have sex.
If you don’t like abortions, don’t have one
Get a fucking reversible, affordable, outpatient vasectomy
Mind your fucking business
No uterus? Then FUCK your opinion, sure you can have one, but at the moment of the actual decision, the moment you can’t go back, the uterus-haver has the right to change their mind. And you’ll just have to get over it.
YEAH JUST GET OVER IT!!
Might be the only way some of us have to realize it’s 2024 and this shit is still real. Whew. Adulting blows. Well I gotta go pay some taxes so rich people, the war machine, wall street and corporations get their deserved money for being the almighty “self-made” “job creators”.